Warning: This might offend you. Sorry.

Onjoy.com is now selling a voice activated Rabbit for women. Here is the sales text:

“Imagine a sexual partner purely there for your pleasure. Who does EXACTLY what you ask, WHEN you want and asks no questions. No wishing he’d go a bit harder, a bit deeper, a bit slower. Welcome to the 21st century!

The Voice Activated Rabbit responds to your vocal commands, whether you want it to go , faster, slower or need more power!

Programme up to 9 commands of vibrations speed, pulsation, escalation and wave.”

Onjoy.com almost immediately sold out of the its initial stock, prompting manufacturers to greenlight research and development on the following specialty voice activated Rabbits:

For Gay Male Twinks: Rabbit periodically responds to voice commands with audio snippets like “What’s your name again?” and “I’m actually versatile.” In addition, the voice activated module responds to text messages from all major cell phone carriers.

For Lesbians: Rabbit periodically plays audio snippet “Are you really listening to me?” and “I sometimes don’t feel validated in this relationship.” Also being considered is an enhanced model for lesbians equipped with a small printer that kicks out a U-Haul coupon after two uses.

Disclaimer: This is all in good fun - written by a gay guy who loves twinks and lesbians. Sometimes it’s fun to poke a little fun at ourselves.

Post Topics: Voice Activated Rabbit, Sex Toys, Gay Sex Toy Humor, Lesbian Sex Toy Humor

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