Apr 03 2008
Heavy Breathing, Chapter 8: Every Little Thing He Does Is Magic
Having been in a Bee Gees kind of mood ever since the Sun-Times screamed “Stayin’ Alive” across its front page a few mornings ago in Continue Reading »
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Mar 27 2008
Heavy Breathing, Chapter 7: Bitch is the New Black
God Loves You
That’s what Russell’s latest comment photo says with a big blue cross. It’s right above the “Thanks for the Add” he received from Matt in Peoria Continue Reading »
Mar 20 2008
Heavy Breathing, Chapter 6: Ideas for Perfect Gatherings
As he admires the impressive cock of his neighbor, Kirby Cavanaugh — which is now exposed to both him and a sobbing Seth due to an Continue Reading »
Mar 09 2008
Heavy Breathing, Chapter 5: What Dreams May Come
“And the song was written from a perspective of hope. And hope, at the end of the day, connects us all, no matter how different we are.” Continue Reading »
Feb 19 2008
Heavy Breathing, Chapter 3: Give Him the Ooh-La-La
“So it’s nothing like elephantitis?” “No, Adelle.”
“That’s good ’cause my Uncle Morey-he once got bit by a mosquito and
Feb 14 2008
Heavy Breathing, Chapter 2: Primary Colors
“Hope you don’t mind me barging in, but I just wanted to introduce myself. I’m Adelle Frish from right next door,” says the smiling blonde
Feb 13 2008
Heavy Breathing, Chapter 1: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
“Who the hell are you?”
That’s how the box of DVDs ends up in the snow on their new front
